Response from Across the Table

A man enters his favorite restaurant and sits at his regular table.


Looking around, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks him to send her their most expensive bottle of merlot, knowing that if she accepts it she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and takes it over to the girl saying " This
is from the gentleman over there," indicating to him.

She regards the wine coolly for a second and decides to send a note over to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her
and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and seven
inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read: "For your information - I happen to have a Ferrari
Testarossa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over
twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."