Adult Jokes

Saturday, July 24, 2004

Mandela vs Bush

Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee,  croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when Bush, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts a conversation:
 
Bush: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
Mandela: "Of course."

Bush (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,  recycle, re-bake  them into croissants and sell them to South Africa."
Mandela: "Oh Really?"

Bush: "Do you eat jam with the bread?"

Mandela: "Of course."
Bush (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't.In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels,seedsand left over's into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa."

Mandela: "Do you have sex in America?"

Bush: "Of course we do."

Mandela: "And what do you do with the condoms?"

Bush: "Throw them away of course."

Mandela: "We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."

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