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Sunday, July 08, 2007

Sex Can Make You Sick!

A guy has just got out of prison after doing 10 years for armed robbery. The prison gives him a new suit and $20 so he goes to the nearest brothel for some action.

He walks in and slaps $20 on the table and says "I want to lick some belly button!" "But sir, we don't allow that kind of perversion here!" says the owner.

The guy grabs the mans collar and says " I've just done 10 years hard time, so you give me some belly button now!" The man leads him to a back room where there's a prostitute waiting. Without delay, the guy dives on her and he starts licking and licking, when suddenly he finds some bacon in his teeth. "I must of had it for breakfast" he says to himself quietly, before resuming his feast on the girl. He's licking and licking and licking when suddenly he comes across some egg. "Ah ... egg's benedict for lunch" he assures himself and carries on licking and licking until he finds some potato and says, "Oh I'm gonna be sick!" "Thats what the last Guy Said." Replied the prostitute.

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