Adult Jokes

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Bartender's Wife

A man walks into a night club one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One Cent?", exclaimed the man.
So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?"
"Certainly Sir,"
replies the barman, "but that comes to real money." "Howmuch money?" inquires the man."4 cents," the bartender replied. "FourCents?",exclaimed the man.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife." The man says, "What's he doing upstairs withyour wife?"

The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his business."

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