profane parrot

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.The  assistant shows her
a beautiful African Grey parrot.


"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and
it's an absolute steal at only $15."


"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.


"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity!"


"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman,  making her mind up.


"I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot."


 So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him  home.


Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the
woman, "Fuck me, a fucking new brothel and a fucking new Madam
!!"


"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel," says the woman, indignantly, but she sees the funny side and let's it drop.


 A little  later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.


"Fuck me again. A new brothel, a new Madam, and two new fucking whores
!!", says the parrot when he sees  the daughters.


"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not whores," complain the girls,but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their filthy new
pet.


A short while later, the woman's  husband comes home.


And the parrot says, "Well fuck me thrice. A new brothel, a new madam, two
new fucking whores, but the same old clients. How're you doing, George?".