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Sunday, July 08, 2007

Cheap Prostitue

A guy needs a prostitute badly, and he goes to this place. The guy takes him upstairs to show him a room. In it is the hottest chick he's ever seen. "$500 for an hour" the pimp says. That's too much for the guy so he sees another room.
In it is a less hot chick, but way better than he would ever get himself. "$100" The pimp says. This is still too much for the guy so the pimp asks how much he has. "$5" "Ahh... i know who you need..."
The pimp brings him to the last room in the hallway and in it is the new hottest girl he'd ever seen. The only thing was her skin was a little pale, but for $5? YES!

After he was done, the pimp asked him how it was. The dude says "she was great, but the only thing was she started crying these white tears. What's up with that?" The pimp turns to a busboy and says "The dead one's full again"

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