Why I Fired My Secretary !

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss.
Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.


I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's
go to lunch,just you and me."

I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the
country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously.


On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess
not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.


She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying
a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.


And there I sat...on the couch..........naked.