I bet u'll never mind if someone says this to you

*When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes


*When the DENTIST says, Open wide

*When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown ?

*When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back ?

*When the INTERIOR DECORATOR say, Once it's in, you'll love it.

*When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while
and then slowly fall back again

*When the BANKER say, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest

*When the HUNTER says Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats
what he shoots

*When the DOT TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against
the wall?

*When Dry Cleaner says " Kapade Nikal Ke rakhana Main Aata hoon"