Praying Parrots

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female
parrots, and the only know how to say one thing. All they
ever say is,
'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'" "That's terrible!"
exclaimed the priest.
"But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
His two male parrots were holding Bible and quietly praying in their cage.

The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put those Bibles away, our prayers have been answered!"

BIG MULTINATIONALS START SELLING CONDOMS

SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PUNCH LINE IF ALL THE BIG MULTINATIONALS START SELLING CONDOMS

COLGATE CONDOM -- YEH HAI HAMARA SURAKSHA CHAKRA
NOKIA CONDOMS -- CONNECTING PEOPLE
MRF CONDOMS -- EXTRA RUBBER EXTRA MILEAGE
MOOV CONDOMS -- AH SE AHAA TAK
MIRINDA CONDOM -- ZOR KA JHATKA DHIRE SE LAGE
LUX CONDOMS -- FILMI SITARON KI PASAND
PHILIPS CONDOM -- LETS MAKE THINGS BETTER
ONIDA CONDOM -- NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE
THUMPS UP CONDOM -- TASTE THE THUNDER
COCA COLA CONDOM -- EAT CONDOM,SLEEP CONDOM WEAR ONLY COCA COLA CONDOM
ROTOMAC CONDOM -- SABKUCH DIKHTA HAI
AMUL CONDOM -- A GIFT FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE
BAGPIPER CONDOM -- KHUB JAMEGA RANG JAB MILENGE TEEN YAAR MAI, AAP AUR BAGPIPIER CONDOM
POLO CONDOM -- A CONDOM WITH A HOLE
PANAMA CONDOM -- NOTHING BETWEEN YOU AND ME
SEIMENS CONDOM -- COMMUNICATION UNLIMITED.
CADBURY(FLAVOURED) CONDOM -- ASLI SWAD JINDAGI KA
PRESTIGE COOKER CONDOM -- JO BIWI SE KARE PYARE WOH CONDOM SE KAISE KARE INKAR

History of the Middle Finger!

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they,too, will feel edified.
Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Giving the Finger

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and theact of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew!"
"PLUCK YEW!"
Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

And yew thought yew knew everything

Testing BlogJet

I have installed an interesting application - BlogJet. It's a cool Windows client for my blog tool (as well as for other tools). Get your copy here: http://blogjet.com

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." -- Pablo Picasso

Harbhajan Singh gets Married

Herbhajan Singh gets Married.
During suhag raat (First Night)

He asks his wife "r u a virgin?"
she replies "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, Spinner ko kabhi nayi ball
mili hai kya...."