"Mississippi' miss spelt

A bus stops and two Italian men
get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores
them at first, but her attention is galvanized when
she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come
first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I cum
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I
cum again and pee twice. Then I cum one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the
lady indignantly."
In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.........

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella "Mississippi'.





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